several texts for nolan, one for rocky

[For Nolan]
APPARENTLY YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER HAVE COME BACK TO TOWN BECAUSE THEY WANT TO HELP OUT

DO THEY NOT BELIEVE I GOT THIS

DID YOU TELL THEM TO COME BACK

THEY CAN'T SLEEP AT THE APARTMENT AGAIN YOUR MOTHER KEEPS REARRANGING MY KITCHEN

MY

KITCHEN


but anyway, if you knew and you forgot to tell me, i'll blame the codeine and not kill you this time


[and for Rocky]


poll: i want to donate my hair to wigs for kids. great idea or no? it'd just be chin length once they're done